9th July 2008
TCS coming on 20th July.
The Uninvited Guest
(left to right AA,Ak(bubbles),Ia(blossom),Sr,ka ,me(Sa Buttercup)
There are three events everyon awaits eagerly in my institute(Netaji Subhas Institute of Technology).I love these days because it is during this time that my dayscholar friends stay with me at the hostel.My room which often stays in a mess is cleaned by me for them.Even then my daysche friends love to display their horror at sight of my room.So they clean it some (rather much) more and then i really wonder something like this could be done to it.Nevertheless they never thought of living in room of other classmates who had much cleaner rooms inspite of the fact that they had invited them.
So it happened,that during the last Innovision these 4 friends of mine( AK alias Bubbles,IA alias Blossom,KA,SR)came to stay in my(SA alias Buttercup’s) room.
My ghissu roomy JT had decided to miss the inno.But my second roomy AC was still there.that made it 3 beds and 6 ppl.
It was a 3 day event.
Prologue:DAY 1
Blossom gets a phone call from Miss Sweet Biscuit saying that she will be staying over at the hostel .As far as I remember she had not mentioned in whose room she was going to stay.
Blossom and Bubbles warned me that i should not offer her to stay in my room.
Blossom:If u offer her to stay in your room we will throw you out.
me:i will have to if she has no other place to stay.
Bubbles:room does not have space for one more person.moreover she should have talked to you about it before coming to hostel.
Blossom:presently she is on the gate of the hostel.we are going to help her with her luggage u stay here.
(they leave the room and come back along with miss sugar.miss sweet hugs me as if she is my sister whom i am meeting after 20 years and she had been missing me all this while)
After some random talk.
me:where are u going to stay( Blossom and Bubbles making faces at me for having mentioned that point)
sugar :I am staying at JK’s room.( Blossom and Bubbles grinning).But i will keep my stuff here until jk comes back to her room.
(ak,ia n me get into girl chitchat)
sugar:what….Tell me about it.please dont keep secrets .u must tell me all.u can trust me.
(oh please we must have not talked since atleast an year,neither on phone nor on chat . she parts to meet the person for whom she had come to the institue much to our relief )
After that days festivities,as we were heading towards our hostel sb was again with us.Blossom,Bubbles, and i were still together.)
sb:it must b exciting that all u ppl are going to stay in one room for 3 days.
Blossom:ya but u wont be there.
sb:ohhhhhhhhhh are u feeling sad about that!Do u want that i should stay with you ppl.I can understand.
Blossom:what can i say room does not belong to me.talk to room’s owner.
me(utterly confused,sb looking at me):u are always welcome to our room.
Bubbles:but space is a bit of the problem.
(she still stayed in the room for more than half an hour during which all of us were feeling a bit scared of her intentions.we went going on reminding her that jk mst b waiting for her and she mst go bfore she falls asleep.Ultimately she went away)
Action : DAY 2
On the second day my computer went out of order.According to me the motherboard was loose and therefore i hit the computer hard repeatedly.Bubbles and Blossom scolded me for that.Next day we were going to participate in some stupid mad ad competition for which we had to make a poster.
Ka: Buttercup please bring your sketch pens and coulors.
me:I lost them.I will arrange them.
I went and borrowed sketchpens from a fuchchie(junior).
KA: chart paper??????????????
me:why dint you say it earlier????????
Ka:u must have used your brains.
I arranged for them .And then tried to restart the comp.I was highly frustrated and the extension cord was full of chargers of my friends.The tap in the bathroom was out of order too.
SB : Where should I put my charger.
Ka: sketchpens wont be enough.we will need other coulors too.
Me:grumph
I arranged for poster coulors.
Ka: Brushes??????????????? (me frowning)What on earth am i supposed to do with poster coulors without brushes.
I arranged for brushes.
After going to loo SB:Tap is not working .Now what should I do.
(I had already told her that.Had not I !)NO doubt she was talking in a very sweet voice but I have not taken responsibility to keep all Tom,Dick and Harry happy.
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KA: Give me scissors and glue.
me:What now i m tired.
Ka:dont u even keep scissors and glue in your room
me:I lent them to somebody.I will get them.
I again tried to restart my comp. Blossom again ridiculed me and I shouted at her.
She began crying.Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I went out of the room to ask for glue etc.When I returned I saw SB asking Blossom and others what was wrong. Bubbles was trying to tell her to stay away from the matter. I went in the balcony and pacified myself a bit.Then I called Ka and explained her all the factors”blah blah blah and in such situation Ia is taunting me.And that girl(SB) is getting on my nerves“.Wrong use of pronoun made Ka think that i was talking about Blossom .”What did ‘that girl’ do that u r speaking in such a manner” Well I told her what I meant.Ka said everyone is upset by her presence and apparently she would not be leaving the room.I told Ka that I wont appologise in front of SB.She said she would send Blossom to talk with me.
Blossom came and we sorted the matters.But one thing was certain we could not keep SB with us.
Bubbles and Ka came and we started thinking of ways to get her out of our room.
1, I should go to SB and shout”It is u SB who is irritating me.There is no space in the room for u.So please take yourself somewhere else.Because of u I am shouting at everyone.”Now I did not have guts enough for this.
2.We should go to the room and fight amongst ourselves till she tries to intervene then I should say the golden words mentioned above.
3. All except me should go to the room and tell her that I wanted to talk to her in balcony.When she comes there I should tell her “Just a min I will have a glass of water and be back.U stay here”Then I should run to room and bolt it from inside. Wont that be too rude.
4.Ia(she got good communication skills) must make her understand that there was no space for her in room. Would be of no avail we agreed.
5.We should go to the room and fight incessantly until she realizes she wont be able to sleep there and moves out of the room.
Bubbles :I will check out the room.It must not be that while we are making all these plans ,she falls fast asleep.
She went and came back.Rolled on floor with laughter.
Bubbles(after laughing for two minutes):She is occupying 1.5 beds.She closed her eyes as soon as I entered the room.She not responding to my calling her.
We decided to carry out plan 5.
We decided that Bubbles and Blossom will be on one side of fight and me on the other.Ka will try to pacify things.Ka said it would be much easier for her to pretend fighting.As a demo she started waiving her long and strong arms and legs at me depicting striking and kicking. It is scary to think of getting hit by her.I started running away from her.However her actions were so funny that we were all laughing like crazy people.
SO we went to the room and started fighting loudly.It was mainly me and Bubbles who did the fighting.
Blossom and Ka just took turns to the washroom to laugh their heart out inside.At one instant the washroom was occupied by Blossom.Ka was waiting outside .Blossom opened the door .Both of them looked at each other and laughed in a mute manner.
All this while Bubbles was fighting with me passing her witty comments at me .She is an extremely witty girl with high imagination and her comments never fail to make people laugh.Here too I was having a tough time resisting laughter.Ultimately I laughed and quickly turned my face towards wall and converted my laughter into sobbing shrieks .That was the worst part of my acting.Ac and Sr had woke up.after they had woke up Sb also had to open her eyes.
Ac asked Ka ” maam what happened”
Ka:nothing ,go back to sleep.
Blossom:I am not staying in this room
Bubbles:ya me too
me: no please stop.
Ka : wait gals.
Ultimately 4 of us ,unable to abstain anymore from laughing ,ran out of the room to the balcony and fell on the floor laughing.Sr came to balcony thinking we would be fighting bitterly and was astonished to see us holding our stomachs and laughing.
WE explained the matter to her.
Sr:I had come to shout at Sa for making such a scene.I talked to Sb .She said that Jk has bolted her door and it would be improper to wake her up .So she would sleep here itself.I told her there was no room on bed for her.she said we all have to adjust and told me to go out if had any problem.
We were infuriated at last sentence .
We made another plan which according to me was funnier than any of the previous ones.
We went back to the room quarreling(fake).
me: Cmmon Please someone speak something.We should sort the things out.Please help KA.
KA:Shut up Buttercup! Keep quiet.You started it all.
me: Ok i will not say anything.(I went back to my computer and tried to start it again. )
me:Where is my pendrive.
Bubbles:What a surprise.
Blossom:You keep your room in such a mess.How do you hope to find your things.
me:You ppl have made the room congested.Why do you stay here if hate the room so much.Before you came here I knew where my pendrive was.
Ka: You mean to say we took it or something. Gals we should search for it.
Bubbles:Yes and then we will throw it at her face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: I did not mean to say that…..please take it easy.
This was all a part of our plan and we had decided that while searching we will make Sb stand up from the bed and will lie down fighting leaving no place for her.
Amongst all that fight,shouts etc Sb pretended to be sleeping calmly .Our plan seemed to be a flop .
Bubbles: hey, Sb..could u please get up from the bed ? buttercup lost her pd .we must search for that on the bed too .
Sb: ya sure !
While searching for it on the bed sr,ka,bubbles and I covered the whole bed while Blossom was telling SB some long story.
Bubbles and I lied down adjacent to each other still quarelling .
Blossom : i think i should leave the room . (she leaves the room)
Bubbles: wait, I am coming !!
me(confused): please dont go !
Blossom:Sb come with us.
three of them get out of the room.
Ka,sr and me confused.
me:what this was not our plan.
Ka: Sr could please go and check what are they upto.
sr goes and comes back after 5 minutes.
Sr: I went and asked what happened. Sb took me to a side and said “SR do not take any tension.You r in no way involved in it.These ppl have fought.But u do not be alarmed.Go back and sleep peacefully”. Sb is not letting them go to Jk’s room.She is requesting them not to wake her up.Inspite of that Blossom banged up her door until Sb caught her by fist.Now they are at Es and Md’s room and r talking to them.
Bubbles comes back.Bubbles: I came back on pretense that i by mistake wore buttercup’s slippers and must return them.Sb has no idea that the fight was fake.She said that she was enjoying the catfight.We have arranged a room.we will try to be back soon on the pretense that u r calling us to solve the matters.
She goes away.
after 15 minutes Blossom and bubbles return.
Blossom:I told her that u had messaged “please come and solve the fight”
5 minutes later Sb was sent an sms saying that fight was resolved and i(buttercup) refused to let them out of the room and requested her to stay where she was because still the discussion was to continue for a long time.
after some time we started preparing for mad ad thing.
meanwhile I met Es in room of whom sb was staying.
Es:u invite all your friends to hostel and then throw them out at midnight.some friend u are.
she had thought that all our fight was actual.I told her the whole thing and apologized for inconvenience caused.
Epilogue:DAY 3
Blossom was alone in my room . Rest of us were preparing for mad-ad thing team of which was mainly led by AS.I had perhaps spoilt the mad-ad thing by my ideas.
So Sb went to my room.
Sb to Blossom: Your fight resolved
Blossom:yeah
Sb:was it because of me???
Blossom: no………………….yes Buttercup got irritated as the room was overcrowded.
I(sa),sr and sb have same first name.In this semeser one wierd thing happened .My name by mistake got registered as as sb(that is it had her last name instead of mine)in the room allottment list.
The Masque
Standing in a masque which will last till you do.
Everyone changes mask repeatedly and frequently.
Now you know them now you do not.
It is all mist,fog and clouds around you.
You call your eyes vestigial.
Ears just let in blabber like that of toddlers.
“hey ,pull it off,stop hiding your face in there “
You try to pull off his mask it was skin.
He decides to cover it in future for protection.
Devils are disguised as angels,
angels as humans,
and timid insecured people say they are devils.
Fools are preachers here ,they call copper gold
and blinds will guide you how to obtain it.
Scary world this is!
True Care
It was winter season and morning time.My roommate(DA) wass awake and I was awake but was feeling too lazy to open my eyes and stand up.My feet were out of quilt.Somehow I did not realize that.DA ,thinking that I was fast asleep covered them again.Small thing but tells a lot about her genuine care
The Captain
In depths of ocean i suddenly wake up and find myself to be in.
Had been dreaming that I was partying on the ship merrily.
Cant breathe,its suffocating here .
So much water above me and i am apperently still sinking.
Sharks are whistling.
The ocean is in stir.
I now remember that I had been a careless captain of my ship which could not bear the storm.The crew is lost.
My fellows in their last moments had accused me of decieting them.
How did I forget all that .
How did I fall asleep again.
I wonder what coma or magic spell i was in.
Can just see faint light beckoning me.So distant it is.
There were moments when i realised all this before also.
So horrifying it was that i chose to barter reality for dreams and went back to my slumber.
Not this time.I have to swim and make my way to the top.
My ship is either forsaken or has been taken by unworthy pirates who are going to disguise as the true owners of the ship.
My flag has been torn.My name forgotten.
Facing the reality is going to be terrible but this time i got to keep my eyes open and this is the only way to the surface of the ocean where people have apparently forgotten me .
Or may be they do not expect me to see there again.I am eager to be sailing once again,to breath the air , to regain my ship and once again see my crew hoist my flag.
C&H #1
Probably , the very first C & H.
Words without Thoughts & Thoughts without Words.
I do not think that this time my blog is going to die like the previous ones.But this blog will majorly consist of words without thoughts and thoghts without (proper and appropriate )words.Therfore it may appear gibberish to you.What i mean is that i do not have a good vocabulary which is required to express all my thought in a proper form.Also that neither my knowledge in various fields is that vast enough nor my thinking process is that deep.But i will constantly try to make improvements in my vocabulary,english usage,knowledge content,depth of thinking and i hope that with time i will aquire the skill to make the blog more and more interesting.FOR THE TIME BEING I REQUEST THE VISITORS TO LEAVE COMMENTS FOR VARIOUS POST .Even negative cricism is welcome.
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